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01/29/12--13:05: Re: Sorry About That (chan 1350904)

I wonder if this is the same clown that hangs out in front of Hooper Detox?
Posted by iceprez


01/29/12--13:22: Re: New and Improved? (chan 1350904)

Hand-wringing naive white-guilt libtard horse shit.
Posted by Choke on my turds


01/29/12--14:27: Re: Good Morning, News! (chan 1350904)

"Does it bode ill for Blogtown that Good Morning News now features the rambling of drunken interns/freelancers on its posts?"
Posted by Number Six


01/29/12--16:05: Re: Good Morning, News! (chan 1350904)

@2: Why are you always yelling? Kinda douch-y.
Posted by GRAHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!


01/29/12--16:47: Re: Good Morning, News! (chan 1350904)

Actually Graham, I have friends in North Carolina who don't have a good independent bookstore nearby and like to use the Powells website instead of Amazon, Barnes & Noble, etc.
Posted by sgp


01/29/12--18:10: Re: Dear Owner of a Sandwich Restaurant (chan 1350904)

@Damos ~ Well that is good to know. i was really offended by what you said, but that may be colored by what i know of your stance against Israel.
i will try to keep snark in the forefront of my mind when i read your posts. Cheers.
Posted by kalikill


01/29/12--18:16: Re: Chicks with Pics on the Lovelab (chan 1350904)

@Leaky ~ Actually, there are some really beautiful & intelligent women on there. But, the guy section? Ugh! It paints a pretty clear picture of the single, male population in Portland ~ BLAND. The female section is much more interesting.
Posted by kalikill


01/29/12--19:12: Re: Dear Owner of a Sandwich Restaurant (chan 1350904)

oh yeah, fucking great, encourage her,
Posted by Leaky


01/29/12--19:14: Re: Chicks with Pics on the Lovelab (chan 1350904)

Thats the section I was looking at. The more interesting one.
Posted by Leaky


01/29/12--19:17: Re: Dear Owner of a Sandwich Restaurant (chan 1350904)

#29: before you say anything, screw you and screw the pig you rode in with.
Posted by Leaky


01/29/12--19:28: Re: Sorry About That (chan 1350904)

sounds like it was a bad date.
Posted by Eric in SE


01/29/12--19:34: Re: Car vs. Pedestrian with Dog (chan 1350904)

I believe China Grove is pre-Michael McDonald. Anyway, back to the IA...

If I see that driver I'm going to cut him off with my freight train.
Posted by Eric in SE


01/29/12--19:36: Re: Dear Entitled Parents of Buckman Elementary, (chan 1350904)

yep. Their genius children come first, followed by their genius car, their genius car keys, their genius right of way, and their genius etc.
Posted by Eric in SE


01/29/12--21:04: Re: Savage Love (chan 1350904)

@5~ i agree, but...This person is saying that there was a turd poking out of his butt. i find that to be, um, highly unlikely. If there was, dude must have been on some serious liquor, or crack, or...whatever. A poop doesn't just present itself like that.
Also ~ so, what? does everyone know when 69 is going to occur? And hence, we all check our butt for evidence of our humanity? i do my best to maintain, but really? i am going to be called out for having toilet paper sticking to a hair? i would expect that in the context of a relationship, my lover would say nothing to ruin the moment, but he would mention afterwards that i had some cling-on's. Big fucking deal!

@Damos~ You sound like a drag to have sex with! i bet you want your women hairless & thin, too. Geeze!
Posted by kalikill


01/29/12--21:41: Re: Sorry About That (chan 1350904)

hey! this is "Anonymous", not "Pitch your ideas for episodes of The Office"
Posted by ebag


01/29/12--21:45: Re: Portland Fashion (chan 1350904)

Thanks for the translation Oregometry. I thought this was code for "the craphole town I come from is soooo much cooler than Portland"
Posted by ebag


01/29/12--22:14: Re: Vintage Cocktail Lounge (chan 1350904)

Great place for cocktails. Relaxed atmosphere with no TVs (hooray!). My personal favorite place to get a drink.

Vintage Cocktail Lounge
Rating: 5 Stars
Posted by Matty


01/29/12--22:16: Re: Slash and Learn (chan 1350904)

Here's the latest...Heather got pregnant with triplets when she was sleeping around with another woman's husband. She's now the mother of three identical girls and the guy is now father of four....feel sorry for those three little girls given who their mother is (Heather) and "grandma" (Robin Mayther) is...
Posted by mikelcnt


01/29/12--22:25: Re: Savage Love (chan 1350904)

Look, i like to think i'm more liberated than MOST people. Had the subject matter been ANYTHING ELSE (mostly anything else), i'd take a more kind 'n gentle approach. But we're talking about SHIT here. I'm sorry, that's a total deal-breaker for me - and i would hope for most other people.

At the very least, it shows cleanliness and that you have consideration for the person you [might potentially] get with. Just wash your butt and make sure there's no toilet paper, that's all. I don't think that makes me a Nancy Reagan.

Besides, don't people tend to freak out or be permanently turned off over things faaar less?

I'm NO drag, btw.
Posted by DamosA


01/29/12--22:32: Re: Curb Your Snake (chan 1350904)

Ok, it was probably alittle goofy for this woman to be carrying around a snake in public like that. And i say this as a reptile person who's kept numerous reptiles.

But THIS line here, "...assaulted by the sight of your devilish reptile..." makes you sound like a TOTAL BATTY 'old-testament' TWAT, seriously. I doubt that snake was any more offensive than that baby of yours and its shitty diaper.
Posted by DamosA


01/29/12--22:36: Re: Sorry About That (chan 1350904)

"So. This person has a problem with monkeys?! Maybe YOU shouldn't go around where MONKEYS hang out! Racist much?"




Oh, i see what you did here. Implying racism in a sarcastic yet round-a-bout way as a means of cloaking your OWN thinly veiled racism. That's rather clever of you, sir.
Posted by DamosA


01/29/12--22:39: Re: Dear Entitled Parents of Buckman Elementary, (chan 1350904)

Very legit gripe. A+ indeed!
Posted by DamosA


01/29/12--22:41: Re: Cookie Thief (chan 1350904)

#22 - I honestly didn't mean that as a putdown. I was just asking. It just seems like you guys are really super close, is all.
Posted by DamosA


01/29/12--22:46: Re: Dear Owner of a Sandwich Restaurant (chan 1350904)

Kalikill, my stance on the Apartheid state of Israel ought to be very well known ( i hope) by anyone who knows me even in passing. THAT should in NO way be mistaken for anti-semitism!
Posted by DamosA


01/29/12--22:50: Re: My, What a Busy Week! (chan 1350904)

I realized that i don't actually have to be at the OSHA training class at 8:30 that Tuesday morning - since i already passed that course last term. So i can actually be out late Mon. nights if i want. The new WITTR album is fucking beautiful, btw.
Posted by DamosA